I Am What I Amazon

Get tickets to I Am What I Amazon!

Hey you! Put down your jungle juice and leave Penn Island for the steamiest place on earth… the Amazon! No, not the Jeff Bezos kind, the one with the animals, silly! Strap on your Crocs, hop on the riverboat and we’ll show you a Tour De Forest with all the PrimeMates the rainforest has to offer. But we would be lion if we said all’s well in the animal kingdom. There’s deforesters, corporate monopolies, and big spiders too. Jeepers Creepers! Don’t be a Jurassic narc; join us as we embark on our journey. Will Wharton hear a who? Will he care even if he does? And Whose Vine Is It Anyway? There’s only one way to find out. So come on down and watch us monkey around. We promise we won’t get off tropic. Whether you’re catching a ride on Air Forest One or kicking it top down in your Hakuna Miata, we’ll save you a seat for Mask and Wig’s Fall Show: I Am What I Amazon! If not for us, do it for the Vine.

Group Discounts for Theater Shows

Group discounts are available for Wednesday and Thursday performances. For shows with group discounts, the minimum number of tickets purchased for a group rate is 8 tickets and the standard discount rate is 20% off regular ticket base price, not including fees. Group tickets must be purchased in a single transaction through cash, check, or direct credit/debit card payment. Group tickets may also be purchased online from We reserve the right to cancel and refund tickets if a ticket purchaser does not purchase the minimum number of tickets required for a group rate. We reserve the right to discontinue group discounts for any show at any time.


Tickets for all shows may be refunded until 48 hours prior to the scheduled start of the performance. To request a refund, either email [email protected], phone us at (215) 716-7378, or directly request a refund through Eventbrite. Refund requests made after 48 hours prior to the scheduled start of a performance will not be honored. Refunds are not available for tickets purchased as part of a group sale.

Ticket Transfers

Tickets of equivalent price may be transferred between performances, provided seat availability. Ticket transfers must be requested at least 48 hours prior to the scheduled start of the earlier performance. To request a ticket transfer, please email [email protected] or call (215) 716-7378. For Purchases Made Online: Your tickets may not be directly transferred between shows. Please contact us and we will refund your purchase, and you will need to purchase tickets to the target performance.